Well mom and dad took me yesterday to my need Groomer called Belly Rubs!!!! They don't put you in a crate when you are waiting or done with your groom. You get to roam the work station area and lay on the beds or play with the other doggies there!!!!! I had a blast until it was my turn and then he gives me a military Cut!!! AKA Jarhead Joey!!!! Then dad and mom finally came and picked me up and laughed at me!!!! I wanted to lick them to death after that but I understood why they did it.. So you can call me Jarhead Joey!!!!